Jenny, who is home in Texas visiting for a few weeks, texted me this afternoon to let me know that I had been disowned. Apparently, Barack Obama sent me a letter. In Mama Willardson's eyes, this was worse than if I had announced that Alec Baldwin and I were to be married in the fall and that Susan Sarandon would be performing the ceremony.
Mom, I am not secretly campaigning for Obama, nor have I given him any money. I'm not sure how I got on this mailing list. However, I can't in good conscience vote for John McCain. So that means I'll either be riding the Obama train or writing in Jeff Johnson's name. I hope you can still love me.
24 June 2008
Outted
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you're dead to me
JUST KIDDING! there's still time for me to change your mind!
Ahhh I'm totally voting for Jeff Johnson. Or maybe Colbert.
I'm going to end the divisive Washington-style politics and move past an America divided into left and right, red and blue. By voting for me and the accompanying constitutional amendment allowing 26-year-olds to be president, you can get the best of both worlds: a change candidate who is still acceptable to Republican parents everywhere.
--Jeff Johnson for Pres. '08
Constitutional Change You Can Believe In
I'm an Obama girl myself, that is, until Jeff turns 35 (we're going to paint the white house pink!).
If someday you do marry Alec Baldwin and Susan Sarandon performs the ceremony, PLEASE invite me.
P.S. Go Obama!
Are you a Willardson? Don't you know you were born a republican...better yet, What would Winni think? Sleep on that one.
I love you K. when I am down and think i cant take one more minute of a screaming baby, I get on your blog to get a laugh...you always have something to cheer me up.
Just say the word, and a JEFF JOHNSON '08 sign is going in my front yard!
hmmm...I don't know if I can be your friend anymore ;)
Ron Paul '08 baby... YEAH!
JEFFJOHNSONFORPRESIDENT.COM is available for purchase ... who is with me!
Is it just me or does it look like Obama is ascending into heaven or something in that picture? Too blue and hazy and heaven like....plus it looks like he's wearing a white tie.
you racist
I don't know you, but you are funny and very clever! :0) BTW- I love the "Dear woman two cubicles over" letter... Too funny!
If it makes you feel any better, I was outted months ago. My dad has talked with me a few times trying to change my mind. Maybe we can form a support group or something for children of Plano, TX Mormon Republicans who cannot in good conscience vote for John McCain.
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