17 June 2008

If These Clerks Could Talk

A woman calls in to ask when her husband's next court date is for the domestic violence charge he was picked up on last night.

Woman: You know, it was really inconsiderate of the judge to set his bail so high. I don't have $2,000! Maybe he should think about that when he decides bail.

Me: (incredulous pause...maybe your husband shouldn't beat you)

4 comments:

ww said...

I WISH you could've said that!!! $2K sounds cheap for two black eyes.

Luckily, the judge only set Jeff's dv bail at $500 - easy peasy.

laurie said...

Note to delusional wife... obviously you are not thinking straight, due to the likelihood that your masher husband has already mangled your BRAINS!

Becoming Supersonic said...

Wow I gotta say your job produces an amazing number of good stories.

Katie & Andy said...

Maybe she should think about her broken face when deciding whether or not to pick up a third job at the quickee mart to bail her cage fighter husband out of jail.