I'm not usually one for fart jokes or bathroom humor, but the following email exchange caused me to snort water out my nose this afternoon:
Kristin: OKAY. Someone down here keeps farting. I'm going to vomit. Who farts repeatedly at work? Go to the bathroom.
Keri: Is it old lady farts or something different? If it's old lady it's Cora. I remember THAT very well.
Kristin: I dont know, it's just a fart! It smells like fart. I'm not very good at distinguishing, I haven't been to fart school.
Keri: Remind me sometime to show you my graduation certificate from fart school. I was valepooptorian.
Kristin: Congratulations, I just snorted water out my nose. Valepooptorian. This is why I email you.
Maybe you have to know Keri...
21 February 2008
Afternoon Email
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4 comments:
I am one for potty jokes. Just thought I'd comment to make you feel loved. I do!
old. lady. farts. awe. some.
remind her that you once were the mayor of poop-town!
yes brookie yes! that's right. you were!
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