25 July 2008

Handicap

Things you need two hands to do:

Button jeans
Wash your hands
Drive a stick shift
Put on a bra
Type this blog
Put your hair up in a ponytail

If you do any of these things regularly, don't break your hand, even if it's not the one you write with.

8 comments:

brookie said...

What is it with you and breakin' stuff?? Didn't you chip a tooth on one of your earlier CA trips. Sucks to be you! But hey, at least you're in Balboa with a broken hand, not Provo.

ashley said...

Oh my gosh, you broke your hand?? I'm so sorry! What happened?

brookie said...

So is there any room on that broken hand for an engagement ring!?

Annalise said...

You broke your hand?! That sucks. I'll come do your hair for you.

Becoming Supersonic said...

You broke your hand? Dear oh dear. Thanks for the phone call!

Katie & Andy said...

Shadow puppet skills probably go down the tubes too.

banananutmeg said...

how bad can I feel for you when I saw the big bag of Darvocett in your non-broken hand?
Don't let the broken hand keep you from winning the 400 bucks!

ww said...

It's also hard to wear certain sparkly, high-value items on said hand. Blog it already.